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Bird Jokes

Question:   Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:   To get to the other side

 

Question: What do you give a sick bird?

Answer:   Tweetment

Question:How does a chicken mail a letter?

Answer:   In a  hen-velope.

Question:   Why do chickens lay eggs?

Answer:   If they would drop them they would break.

Francis:Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Audrey:   Yes,  It cracked me up.

Question:   Why can't a rooster get rich?

Answer:   Because he works for chicken feed.

 

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